Book Review: I read Ice Planet Barbarians so you don’t have to

I lost brain cells from reading Ice Planet Barbarians, but at least I had fun making this read with me video. Enjoy or criticize my criticism of the scifi standards I set for steamy books, I accept full responsibility for the ridiculousness of that statement.

I warned you. But, you know, if you still want to read it… *https://amzn.to/42w0MJD

Full review:

as expected, there are blue aliens

Alright, is it clear I maybe expected too much from my smut? yes. yes it is.
- Actually, I had no expectations and it still somehow was worse
- There are no chapters, but there are parts? and the breaks don’t actually make logistical sense
- writing is, surprise, subpar (descriptions — still not sure what this blue alien looks like. does he have tusks? do they get in the way when he’s going down on her? did someone edit this book? how is there plot enough to make this into a series?)
- was *that scene with dominique* necessary? I don’t care if you’ve been reading a lot of dark romance lately, if you räpê a character and then kill her off, i’m gonna have issues. *especially* when it has NO stake in the (ish)plot
- these girls are horrible to one another. they didn’t go for…